Below is a transcript of an IM conversation I had with my buddy T-Bone today. Well, his name isn't really T-Bone, but he earned that nickname on Engel's bachelor party in Las Vegas. Long story.
Anyway, this chat transcript illustrates just how goddamn funny I am. If I do say so myself.
Vince says:
The - Lighting the Unity Barbecue - joke - still cracks me up
Drew says:
i don't know that joke or i don't remember where it's from
Vince says:
dale's wedding
Drew says:
did i make that joke?
Vince says:
yes
Drew says:
damn, i'm funny
Vince says:
Do you need me to set it up - or do you remember
Drew says:
i forget it all
Vince says:
It was beautiful day in the wine country when Dale and Jen chose to get married at a small to medium sized winery in the valley
Drew says:
i remember that part
Vince says:
Butterflies swooned around Jen's melon as the (Person who speaks during the ceremony) actioned for the bride and groom to be to light the unity candle - I was sitting on the right side of the crowd - you on the left accross the aisle and many seats away from me
Drew says:
i thought the butterflies were just from my hangover
Vince says:
The bride and groom reached for and began clicking the triggers of the fire starter wands - and I looked over to you and you were saying the perfect joke to go with the scene - and I knew it was good - because the person sitting next to you (Lindsey?) started busting up - and I had to know what it waas - so later I asked
Drew says:
now i'm laughing
Vince says:
Lighting the Unity barbecue - so simple
For those wondering, it WAS Lindsey sitting next to me at the wedding. I can also state, for the record, that I was VERY hung over from the party the night before. I can also say that I'm probably at my funniest when I feel that way - I don't know why, but I am.
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